When a ship loaded with a cargo of bagpipes is wrecked on an ‘uninhabited island of unknown geographical positioning’ the red and blue bagpipes emerge from their crates to colonise the island and soon split into two opposing camps… but some sticky business involving the native howler monkeys and fire changes the lives of the bagpipes for the worst… or for the better?

12-year-old Charlie Johns’s graphically illustrated debut novel is a gripping satire of mankind’s domination of the earth.